Horace Walpole's description of Mary Wollstonecraft: "hyena in petticoats" and a "philosophizing serpent."
I wear pantaloons, not petticoats (typically); though my snake still philosophizes, so that one stays. As of 6/1/12, Mary Wollstonecraft is officially a Primadonna Gay.
Much like Mary, I am a feminist. And son, I am pro-sex. Not "sex-positive." Pro-sex: in all its kinky, politically incorrect forms. Problems? Consult A Vindication of the Rights of Woman to see how much I care for rules and regulations controlling my body and my pleasure.
You can call me Mary. I am tumblr's mother, don't make me take the kiddie gloves off.
This was originally a Mary Wollstonecraft-themed blog, but then I got distracted and now it's mostly about me, which makes it much less interesting, but I'm sorry I don't really care. BTW, I usually follow for follow (unless you're a spambot, obv), but I don't expect others to do that. I follow a lot of people, so don't feel like I'm stalking you or trying to guilt you into following me. I just get really high off the Internet. What can I say? I'm an 18th century Englishwoman--aren't I allowed to have a little fun with the 21st century?
Objectivist. Male. Gay. But please still call me "Mary." It's fun for me.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Complete Eradication of Pronouns
Some days, I don’t want any pronouns.
Example:
Leo said Leo doesn’t want third person pronouns used to refer to Leo because Leo’s relationship with pronouns is complicated.
lol how inconvenient
how about using full names b/c who wants to be mistaken for the other “Leo” and omg it’s so offensive to use my first name only, like, that’s not how i iDENTifY
what if i decide my pronoun is zoidberg
EDIT: And isn’t “I” a pronoun like wtf lol
(Source: chadleymacguff)
(Source: mrsgrumpygills)
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
(Source: super-eight)
Kaya Scodelario & Billie Piper in “True Love”
(Source: realitytvgifs)
rainbowsunicornsandbutterflies:
im crying
my life
